What the Firebolt?!

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adoors you

get the fuck out

(via dignitylost)

ladylaufeysonn:

electriix:

timetoputonashow:

Roses are red.
The TARDIS is blue.
“Hey Donna, where’s the Doctor”
She said, “Doctor Who?”

I HATE YOU

Roses are red
The TARDIS is blue,
Rose Tyler,

I don’t even watch Doctor Who and these physically hurt me

(Source: notsolegallyblonde, via swhite-as-snow)

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

(via swhite-as-snow)

jackbarakrying:

benedict-the-pirate:

Here’s a rose someone left on the beach

Here’s another rose someone left on the beach

I’m not even in this fandom and I know that this was a nono

(via swhite-as-snow)

jaminthetardis:

walkingcontradictions:

At least with Sherlock if you can’t decide which episode you wanna watch you can just roll a dice.

(via zizicat)

lorellashray:

aurayafrost:

cobainesque:

finch:

if you’re viewing this blog in the year 3000 note that i am 100% in favor of robot/human marriage

#preemptively getting on the right side of history

Do we live underwater yet?

shout out to all the great great great grand daughters - you’re pretty fine.

(via littlebrownshoe)